May 2013
domnugganong:
Missing someone who isn’t even thinking about you is the most crippling feeling in the world.
elementary school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: omg thats so cool
middle school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: wow loser
high school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: omg luckyyyy
college: I went to bed at 10
everyone: is that even possible
Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
me: why does no one like me
person: i like you'
me: thanks
me: why does no one like me
me: hi
family: oMG she's out of her cave!!!! it's a miracle!!!!! lololololol
me: bye
i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear
rnemes:
gudnam:
gudnam:
i hate mac and cheese
i just lost a follower
u deserved it
dietchola:
do twin boys have the same penis size?
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
inbox:
what do pokemon do inside their pokeballs
me: wow i have so much work to do
me: --goes on tumblr--
me: --watches a movie--
me: --writes a novel--
me: --teaches myself sitar--
me: --climbs a mountain--
me: --backpacks through europe--
me: why am i not getting anything done
sargemyyy:
When I like someone, I over think everything.
lynzave:
If you ever sent me a nice anon message I hope all your dreams come true and may your harvest be bountiful
harry potter and the crazy ass rock
harry potter and the hogwarts basement
harry potter and the guy who went to jail
harry potter and the big ass fire cup
harry potter and the secret club no one can know about
harry potter and the vandalized textbook
harry potter and the triangle circle stick
youwishangelfish:
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
geomtery:
if you wanna be my lover you better not fucking get with my friends
"Reuniting with a childhood best-friend" →
lolsofunny:
(lol here!)
friend: there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
me: crocs
me: auto play on blogs
friend:
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you